Q is for Questions,Questions,Questions by storyhaus
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Category: General
Genres: Holiday
Rated: All Ages
Warnings: None
Series: None
Summary: Seventeenth in my Alphabet Holiday series.

Teal'c has questions about Christmas.

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Q is for Questions,Questions,Questions

Daniel,Teal'c--Gen fic--Season 2

Seventeenth in my Alphabet Holiday series

Teal'c turned off the television more confused than ever and left his quarters in search of answers.

"May I speak with you DanielJackson?"

"Oh...uh...yeah,give me a second." Daniel answered distractedly from his computer.

Teal'c waited patiently until Daniel was finished.

"Okay,what's up?"

"The ceiling of this facility is up."

"Um...what can I do for you?" Daniel clarified,forgetting how literal Teal'c was.

"I wish to understand Christmas."

Daniel blew out a breath.

"That's a pretty big subject." He answered.

"I do not understand how elves assist your great leader JesusChrist."

Daniel blinked at him then shut down his computer and headed for the door where he turned the lights off.

"Let's go eat,this is going to take a while." Daniel said leading him into the hall and locking the door behind him.


Daniel punched in the number and waited.

"Hello Jack! One,Hermey is not real! Two,Rudolph is not real! Three,the Miser Brothers did not create the North and South poles! I just spent four,Jack,FOUR hours explaining Christmas to Teal'c!"

Daniel took a breath to continue when Jack interrupted.

"What? Yes I'm coming for dinner. I guess I can stop and get a pie.
Apple? Okay. I'll see you tomorrow then. Go home? Yes,I know it's Christmas Eve--alright. Yes I promise to go home after I hang up with you. No,I won't forget the pie first. Goodnight Jack. Merry Christmas Eve to you too." Daniel replied and hung up.


"Oh,hey Teal'c."

"I wish to thank you again."

"Oh...uh...you're welcome."

"I understand it is a Tau'ri custom to wish one Merry Christmas this time of year."

"Yeah. I need to do something so I'll see you later."

Teal'c nodded and departed the office.

Daniel knocked and waited to be acknowledged.

"Dr. Jackson,what can I do for you?"

"Sorry to interrupt sir but I'd like to take Teal'c off-base tomorrow."

"I've already--"

"To Jack's sir. For Christmas. Teal'c needs to experience it,not just hear about it."

"Dr. Jackson,I've already approved Colonel O'Neill's request that Teal'c join you for a few hours tomorrow."

"You have? Jack did? Oh...uh...okay. Thank you sir."

"You're welcome. Merry Christmas Dr. Jackson."

"You too sir." Daniel smiled and departed.


" 'bout time!" Jack groused when Daniel arrived with the pie and gifts.

"Happy Holidays to you too." Daniel replied as Jack took the pie from him.

"Put the gifts by the tree." Jack motioned toward the livingroom and went to the kitchen.

Daniel waved to Sam from the sunken livingroom as she helped with their lunch.

"Allow me to assist you DanielJackson."

"Thanks Teal'c." Daniel nodded as he took the gifts and placed them under the tree.

Daniel removed his coat which Jack exchanged for a mug of coffee.

"Merry Christmas kids." Jack toasted.

"This is the real meaning of Christmas Teal'c." Daniel smiled at his friends.

"Indeed." Teal'c bowed rasing his bottle of water to them all.

"God bless us everyone." Sam grinned.

"Only if it is the true God,father of JesusChrist." Teal'c replied.

"Indeed." Daniel smiled.

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