Jack O'Neill's Mastercard Commercial. by Debi C
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Category: Jack/Daniel
Genres: Badfic, Drabble, Established Relationship, Humor
Rated: Mature
Warnings: Adult Themes, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Summary: We've all seen the Mastercard Commercials on TV. This is my version for Jack.

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Segueway into a campsite with a military tent set up.
Campfire burning. Apparently no one around.

Gigatent Redleg 3 Camo Dome Backpacking Tent $69.94
Enhanced Military Web Belt $34.79
Bianchi UM84II Universal Military Holster-3 Color Day Desert Camo $58.99
Baretta 9-MM pistol $350.00
USMC KA-Bar Combat Knife $49.99
Desert Camo Pants 6 Color $22.95
6-Color Desert BDU Shirt $22.95
Baby Blue Bandana $1.50
U.S. Military Wool Blanket $23.95
Budge’s BOOK OF THE DEAD to be used to start campfire. $54.95
I Love My Colonel Thong: $8.00

Movement in tent with some small noises.
Keeping your Archaeologist happy: PRICELESS
Chapter End Notes:
Well, somebody had to do it.
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